Turn Ons, 2012

When you work 60 hours a week in retail you can lose your mind.

Like me!

In hour 10 of my work day, I started listing my ‘turn ons’ and the girl I work with, Katelyn, decided it was worth sharing. Each of the following, mostly inanimate, make me randyyyyy!

ALESSANDRA’S TURN ONS; 2012

IN ORDER!

  1. Italy’s soccer team
  2. Chocolate/peanut butter combo
  3. Purses
  4. Suede
  5. Chicken parmigiana
  6. Always Sunny marathon
  7. Nefertiti
  8. An Irish brogue
  9. …Scottish one, too
  10. Cream soda
  11. Adam Sandler
  12. DSW.com
  13. Stephanie Plum books
  14. Turquoise
  15. George Gershwin
  16. Rocco from Boondock Saints
  17. Big sunglasses
  18. Ebay
  19. Final Cut Pro
  20. My boyfriend.

12 Days of a Comical Christmas, pt 11

CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN: 1 DAY!!!!!!

By alessandra

One day left of INSANE shopping jerks!

Alessandra

12 Days of a Comical Christmas, pt 10

CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN: 2 DAYS!

by alessandra

Some snowmen for Christmas Eve Eve.

Alessandra

12 Days of a Comical Christmas, pt 9

CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN: 3 DAYS!!!

by alessandra

It’s almost here! Can you believe it!? 3 more days until eggnog, presents, loud family, wine, overeating and, of course, Jesus’ Birthday; let’s not forget. 

Alessandra

12 Days of a Comical Christmas, pt 8

CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN: 4 DAYS!!!!!

 

by alessandra

 

I like puns.

 

Alessandra

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